SHIRA DARK THIRTY

It's true. I'm 30 now. So everyone has to accept that I no longer want to attend any party that starts at 11 pm, pay to see Adam Sandler movies, drink till I throw up, partake in SantaCon, watch anything with "Housewives" in the title or go to any concert that involves pitching a tent and sleeping on dirt. But thanks for the well wishes! #shiradarkthirty

THE DUCHESS

In case you were wondering what Keira Knightley looks like when not in period piece attire...

DONNIE DARKO

For future reference, Jake, when taking a selfie with a girl, we don't like low angles

TEAM ANISTON

Alright, Brad - this doesn't mean I forgive you for what you did to Jen. But it's a great start.

CENTRAL PERK

"The One With The Three Hour Wait To Get Into The Central Perk Pop-Up Shop"

GREECE JOKES

Made the trek all the way up here and the damn thing is in ruins...

SHARKNADO

I can't decide if I should watch Sharknado or do literally anything else.