SHIRA DARK THIRTY

It's true. I'm 30 now. So everyone has to accept that I no longer want to attend any party that starts at 11 pm, pay to see Adam Sandler movies, drink till I throw up, partake in SantaCon, watch anything with "Housewives" in the title or go to any concert that involves pitching a tent and sleeping on dirt. But thanks for the well wishes! #shiradarkthirty